Me: I was thinking I would make us some bead bracelets to put our leadership tags on. (Kids get excited). But it will probably be awhile before I get them done.
Kids: Awww! Why???
Me: I have a lot of stuff I have to do and I had a meeting today so I didn’t get much done yet.
Girl: But you could do it tonight!
Me: Oh, but I have to get a haircut tonight!
Kids burst out laughing.
Boy: A haircut?!? How do girls get haircuts?
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Me: Ok, (girl), you are done with this test! I won’t have to call you back until we start the other tests.
Girl: Awww, I don’t want to take more tests. I don’t like tests.
Me: I know, me either. But you live in (city), so we have to take lots of tests.
Girl: I don’t want to live in (city). I want to live at the North Pole!!!
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Girl: Ms. Teacher can you come to my house?
Me: Ummm…I’m sorry, but I can’t…
Girl: But you could come spend the night. It’s the blue house. Its blue and its by the sign that says (city)…..
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Girl: Ms. Smith, my honey bought a chicken-wa-wa!
Me: A chi…what’s a….wait, your honey? Who’s your honey?
Girl: You know….my….he’s my dad.
Me: Oh…your dad….he bought a what?
Girl: A chicken-wa-wa!
Me: What is that?
Girl: You know one of those little dogs?
Me: Ohhhhhhh! A Chihuahua?
Girl: Yeah.
Wednesday, August 10, 2011
Sunday, January 9, 2011
Quiz time!
After reading a story about two kids camping in the woods who see a bat fly by, students are expected to answer this question.
Why shouldn’t people be afraid of bats?
A few answers I got:
Because they are tiny creatures.
Because they are just something you hit stuff with.
Because if you are afraid of them they will bite you.
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