Striving to Inspire
The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires. ~William Arthur Ward
Wednesday, August 10, 2011
First Grade Funnies
Kids: Awww! Why???
Me: I have a lot of stuff I have to do and I had a meeting today so I didn’t get much done yet.
Girl: But you could do it tonight!
Me: Oh, but I have to get a haircut tonight!
Kids burst out laughing.
Boy: A haircut?!? How do girls get haircuts?
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Me: Ok, (girl), you are done with this test! I won’t have to call you back until we start the other tests.
Girl: Awww, I don’t want to take more tests. I don’t like tests.
Me: I know, me either. But you live in (city), so we have to take lots of tests.
Girl: I don’t want to live in (city). I want to live at the North Pole!!!
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Girl: Ms. Teacher can you come to my house?
Me: Ummm…I’m sorry, but I can’t…
Girl: But you could come spend the night. It’s the blue house. Its blue and its by the sign that says (city)…..
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Girl: Ms. Smith, my honey bought a chicken-wa-wa!
Me: A chi…what’s a….wait, your honey? Who’s your honey?
Girl: You know….my….he’s my dad.
Me: Oh…your dad….he bought a what?
Girl: A chicken-wa-wa!
Me: What is that?
Girl: You know one of those little dogs?
Me: Ohhhhhhh! A Chihuahua?
Girl: Yeah.
Sunday, January 9, 2011
Quiz time!
Why shouldn’t people be afraid of bats?
A few answers I got:
Because they are tiny creatures.
Because they are just something you hit stuff with.
Because if you are afraid of them they will bite you.
Tuesday, August 18, 2009
The Effects of an Inspirational Teacher
Earlier this year, I read the book My Fair Godmother by Janette Rallison and was instantly addicted to the author's writing style. Like Van Draanen and Clements, Rallison writes stories where characters evolve in some way and learn significant lessons about life, friendships, consequences, etc. To top it all off, she is the queen of humorous writing! I find myself laughing aloud while reading her stories (and then, of course, looking over my shoulder to see if anyone heard me!).
While browsing through some of the older entries in her blog tonight, I found this post, which brough tears to my eyes! Rallison tells of a surprise visit she made to her former 5th grade teacher, Mr. Kuykendall, to whom she gives credit for much of her academic success, and who also told her she would one day be a writer. Its one of those stories that I think every teacher should read, because its a reminder of what a lasting effect teachers can have on their students.
Wednesday, July 1, 2009
Crafty Organizing

Fabric Covered Crates - Teachers are always in need of more storage, and these crates functioned really well for storing student journals and notebooks! (Not to mention what a super cute addition to the classroom decor!) I found the tutorial here: The Undercover Crate
Drawstring Bags for Playing Cards - if you are teaching math with TERC Investigations, you play alot of card games (or even games that use cards in place of dice). I was going crazy trying to get kids to put their cards back in their ziplock bags, but the bags would get lost, trampled on, ripped up, etc., and I would get stacks of loose cards left on my teacher table that would get knocked over or mixed up with other stacks. Finally I figured if I made some cute little bags with different fabric, they might be able to keep track of them better and make sure the right cards ended up in the right bags! It really worked! From that point on, whenever the cards were turned into me, they always came back in their cute bags! (Sorry, no link for this as I just made it up with a few trials-and-errors! I started with a 4 1/2" x 14 1/2" strip of fabric, folded the two ends down by about 1 1/2 inches, then sewed 2 lines across the folded fabric for a casing.)
Flash Card Bags - I have found that when working with young children, not only are they less careful about taking care of those cardboard boxes that flashcards come in; they also have a difficult time getting the cards in an even stack and slid back into that tiny opening in the box...so I thought bags would work for these as well. They are a larger version than the playing cards - I started with 2 strips of 6" x 18 1/2" fabric (one for outside, one for lining), making the casing lines at 2" and 2 1/2" from the end.
Sunday, June 21, 2009
Kool-Aid Play Dough
Kool-Aid® Play Dough
1 cup flour
1 tablespoon vegetable oil
1 package unsweetened Kool-Aid
1/4 cup salt
2 tablespoons cream of tartar
1 cup water
Mix flour, salt, cream of tartar and Kool-Aid® in a medium pot. Add water and oil. Stir over medium heat 3 to 5 minutes. When mixture forms a ball in pot, remove. Knead until smooth. Put in a plastic bag and refrigerate.
Thursday, June 18, 2009
A Funeral for "Dead" Words
To encourage more interesting written work from my students, I came up with a list of words that were too commonly used in their writing (like, stupid, boring, fun, hate, said, and funny) and pronounced these words "dead."
They were extremely resistant to this activity at first, but it didn't take long before they started chuckling at the synonyms they were finding. It was not unusual for statements like "That's a dim-witted idea!" to be heard in our classroom after that.
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
Race the Iditarod!
We also included the previous year's Iditarod winner, Jeff King, to the race to see if we could beat him to the finish line; we checked his progress daily via the official Iditarod web site. To familiarize the kids with Jeff King, I made a poster with photos and descriptions of him and his dogs (kids at this age love anything having to do with animals!). I also had the kids write a paragraph about themselves and made a poster of our team too! We included their name, age, height, hobbies, and favorite books.
I love to teach thematically - and my school at the time gave teachers the freedom to do so as long as we covered the state standards - so I worked in as many activities as I could that were Iditarod themed. I did read-alouds about famous sled dogs (Akiak and Togo), we made "Gorp" (a trail mix that mushers eat on the trail), studied the various breeds of sled dogs and wrote about our own fictional sled dog teams, and read and wrote Iditarod poems.
The kids came up with some fantastic acrostic poems using the word IDITAROD. I showed them a few samples that had been written by other kids, we did one together as a class, and then each student wrote one of his or her own. By that time they were experts on the race and Iditarod vocabulary, so it all came together rather easily. I was really pleased with the results - here are a few:
IDITAROD by B.D.
I think it is the best race ever
Dogs do tricks
I hope we win the money
Togo is the best dog ever
Akiak is a sled dog
Race Jeff King to the finish
On the trail
Do you think we will win?
IDITAROD by K.R.
I love the Iditarod
Dogs are cool to me
I think that Jeff King is cool
The class is reading to beat Jeff King
Are people clapping?
Race is hard
Or we are helping
Does he win all the time?
They really loved every minute of this unit, as did I. Not all students finished the race, but I gave them a small prize for every checkpoint they reached (bookmarks, stickers, pencils etc.) and made a big deal of their personal achievements!
For teachers:
Official Iditarod Site for Teachers
ABC's of the Iditarod
Education World - Iditarod Lesson Planning
Reading A-Z: The Jr. Iditarod (Level U)
Interactive Unit Study: Iditarod 2007